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caboose
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omg no war skull omg no i was so close to first with 100 posts nononono nohohohoho
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   grrrrrrr 
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:33 am |
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lmfao
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:41 pm |
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I'm just good. I'm also first with 120 posts so, yeah. Ok, I got another joke!
Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars" she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine dat light in her face!
Haha! 
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charmed
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:46 pm |
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omfg! cabose, u little spammer, uve done about 10 posts on how war skull beat u to 100 posts, no1 cares ffs lol, war gets the idea...
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CrazyNess
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:57 pm |
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ok heres a good jooke
A guy sneaks in a farm and steals a cow milker
when he gets home hhe uses t on his dick to pleasure himself
he cant turn it off
then he reads instructions and it says automatic shutoff after 10gallons
he then faints
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A
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:44 pm |
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lol i think i get it but idk get it lol
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kenjie66
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:17 pm |
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ok guys this is a joke my friend made up
one day a duck walks into a hardware store and says got any grapes the guy says no
next day duck walls in got any grapes guy says no
next day duck walks in and says got any grapes and the guy says look duck theres a
grocier store across the street and they probably have some GRAPES!
next day duck walks in and says got any grapes and the guy says duck if u come in here 1 more time askin 4 grapes i will NAIL YOUR FEET 2 THE FLOOR!!!
next day duck walks in and says got any nails
guys says nope fresh out
duck says good ,got any grapes
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:30 pm |
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Lol! Nice one Angelic Mod.
Kenjie yours made me laugh too. Come up with some more guys.
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:11 pm |
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war u are my friend?
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kenjie66
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:22 pm |
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ok theres a movie called norbit ok its funny 2 pimp r buy a haystack and a little girl flys up and lands on it then 1 pimp goes its rainin lil white woamen
they other goes MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!! the pimp goes well my prayers r 4 a new catalic so ........and they both run off 
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:32 pm |
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no i got bettert oen ill post 1sec
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charmed
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:17 am |
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lmao, kenjiee thats a good 1
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ichigo
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:02 pm |
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hahha i dont get it
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A
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:05 pm |
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lol funny joke
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ichigo
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:14 pm |
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taht joke is like 60years old.....
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charmed
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:47 pm |
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so, its still funny lol XD
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A
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:51 pm |
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yea it is still funny
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rubicon
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:52 am |
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ok heres one, there are 3 people, two models and one ugly person. they are all friends and see a beach covered in ducks, a sign says "do not step on ducks, may cause bad luck" but the three don't belive the sign so they go to the beach. The first model steps on a duck and is chained to the ugliest girl in the world, the second model gets chained to the 2nd ugliest girl in the world. Then the ugly friend is chained up with the hottest girl in the world and the 2 models asked how that happened, and the girl said "i stepped on a duck"
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kiddryan7
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:56 am |
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lol, that is a good one lol...
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bigk1121
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:00 pm |
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The Godfather
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:31 am |
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where you guys get these jokes
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