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charmed
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 Subject: chicken joke  Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:31 pm |
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ok guys, heres a good joke:
why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
answer: To get to the other side!
lmao  psost wt u think of it at the bottom
-charmed
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:47 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH 
No, this joke is way to freakin old to even be heard of again. This is not funny what so ever.
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:01 pm |
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ok heres a joke
there was to farmers they got a cow and it ate ate and ate and it didnt git any fater so the put a cork in its but then 4 months later it was time to take the cork out nether whanted to so the trained a monkey to do it 4 weeks later the monkey pulled the cork out and shit whent ever whare and the monkey was trying to put the cork back in
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:03 pm |
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Haha. That's good.
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:14 pm |
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lol thanks war skull, but i gto nother 1
a man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his nose and says, can i have a drink please and one for the road!!!!!
hha soo funny XD
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:26 pm |
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Lol, nice. Never heard of that before.
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:51 pm |
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nice jokes
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:07 am |
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thanks i knew id make u laugh war XD
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:47 am |
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Ok, I got another one.
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Haha 
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:45 pm |
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wow skull...
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:54 pm |
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You gotta admit it is funny. You can't say it's not!
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:04 pm |
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omfg rotfflmao
that was probably in the top ten best jokes i have heard in my life
btw rotfflmao means:rolling on the fucking floor laughing my ass off
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:30 pm |
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no offence 2 blondes ok i used 2 b one lol but
ok there r a smart blonde easter bunny santa clause theres a penny in front of them wich one gets it???????????????????????????????
no one none of them exsist pluss heres a nother 3 men walk into a bar the third one ducks!! lol
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:37 pm |
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I like your penny one. It made me laugh. I don't really much get the other one though.
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:38 pm |
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o lol a bar like a metal bar and the third one ducks
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:58 pm |
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ok really this is a good 1
one day 3 people got a wish by a cliff the each got 15 seconds 2 think
theres a blonde brunett and a red head
the brunett says i want 2 b an eagle and flies off
the red head says i wana b a frog a hops off
the blonde waits till the last few seconds finnally say her wish suddenly slip a says CRAP!?!?
so she turned into a big humungo ball of crap and rolled down the hill
ok now heres another
a blonde brunett and a red head escape from jail and hide
the brunett hides in a barrel
the red head hides behind a big rock
and the blonde is hidden in a sack of potatoes
then the cops come and say look they kick the brunetts barrel and and she yells bark bark they say o its just a dog
then over to they red heads then she yells meow meow they say o just a cat
over 2 the blondes patatoe sack she yells patatoes patatoes!!!
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:06 pm |
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heres one for ya
a blond a red head and a brunette robed a store and are now surrounded by cops
the red head screams TORNADO!!! the cops look behind them
and she runs away
the brunette screams HURRICANE!!! the cops look behind them
and she runs away
the blond yells as loud as she can FIRE!!!!!!
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:29 pm |
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Oh, now I get it. Pretty funny when it's explained. Ok, here's another one!
This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any? We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh, and remember...
we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak!
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:17 am |
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lmao war that one is good
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:19 am |
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lol
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:20 am |
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i dont understand your joke. there was a news lady who predicted snow and it didnt come
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:24 am |
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no wheres that 8 inches u promised me last nite dont u get it
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:28 am |
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oh lol when i read it a couple days ago it didnt say now wheres that 8 inches you promised me last night i got in now
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:29 am |
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No, It was the guy who said the 8 inch snow.
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| Subject: Re: chicken joke Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:31 am |
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o lol
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