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Subject: funny random jokes Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:01 am |
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:10 pm |
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Haha
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:18 pm |
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lol first one was funny second was alrite
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:35 pm |
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good 1
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:32 pm |
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ive haerd the 1st one so i like 2nd one better
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:42 pm |
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yeah there both really common im just trying to put some new jokes up there cause no one posting new jokes
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:44 pm |
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ya i know i dont really know any jokes so i cant really post any lol
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:10 am |
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im getti ng as much jokes as possible up here
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:04 pm |
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lol
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:52 pm |
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ive heard the 1st one before
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Subject: Re: funny random jokes Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:48 pm |
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yeah lol just trying to get some jokes up keep people laughing!
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