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War Skull
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 Subject: Blonde Riding Horse  Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:11 pm |
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A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
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charmed
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:08 am |
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lmao, funny stuffs XD
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:44 am |
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I was laughing for a good 2 mins or so. This joke is like one of the best I've ever heard.
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cakeman
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:44 pm |
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Stupid 
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caboose
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:22 pm |
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thats hilarious but your other one about the man woman and the sheep was hilarious check out my response btw this post makes 34 i need 10 more to tie your record for one day and 11 more to beat it 
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:35 pm |
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I don't think you have done 40 posts in one day. That's my record on here. On other forums that are huge I can get like 120 posts in one day.
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caboose
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:25 pm |
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yea dude before today i only had 0 posts so yea ima bout to beat your record unless 40 is your record than in that case EVERYONE I BEAT WARSKULLS 1 DAY POSTING AMOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH YEA IM AWESOME I PLAN TO GET TO ATLEAST 60 TODAY THATS GONA BE THE NEW PSTING RECORD IDK I MIGHT GO FOR MORE AND MAYBE ONE DAY U CAN RECLAIM YOUR TITLE BUT TILL THAT DAY I AM CHAMPOIN
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:34 am |
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfaoooooo lollll i get it
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:36 pm |
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Lol Caboose. Calm down.
Yeah, I'm going to get more jokes as soon as I have time.
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A
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:20 pm |
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rolf lol i make funny jokes i am was laughing so hard i started to  
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ancient
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:05 pm |
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so funny unpluged it
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:10 pm |
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hahah xd
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naruto
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:48 pm |
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lol ok......
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kiddryan7
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:04 pm |
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Lol! Sounds like she has some problems lol =]
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The Godfather
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| Subject: Re: Blonde Riding Horse Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:27 am |
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ive posteed 165 in one day one time
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