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Moe
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:08 pm |
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lmfao
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:15 pm |
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lol all ure posts are mainly here.. xD
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Tyler ツ
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:16 pm |
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now 
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:16 pm |
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lmao
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Snoopie
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:39 pm |
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lol thats awsome
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kiddryan7
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:08 am |
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O crap lol, That would suck
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whitebean
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:27 am |
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there were 2 blondes out side 1 night and 1 of them said "i wonder whats closer the moon or florida" then the other 1 said "well duh u can see the moon"
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jumpfire
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:34 am |
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lmao 
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whitebean
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:34 pm |
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there are 2 blondes in there backyard in georgia and 1 of them says "i wonder what's closer the moon or florida" and the other 1 sais "well duh u can see the moon!"
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whitebean
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:35 pm |
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what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?........ pull the pin then throw it back 
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The Godfather
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:07 pm |
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Rofl that's good LOL
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ashleysmith
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:24 am |
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god why does everyone hav to make fun of blondes im like totaly smart........somtimes
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whitebean
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:45 pm |
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im sorry ashley 
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The Godfather
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| Subject: Re: blonde jokes Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:41 pm |
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lol poor ashly we talking bout blondes when she is one haha
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