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Moe
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Penis Contest
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
found on internet i dident make it -.- lol
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Tyler ツ
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:55 pm |
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I've heard that one before hehe.
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:56 pm |
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i found this one lol
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War Skull
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:57 pm |
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Haha. That's pretty good Moe.
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Moe
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:04 pm |
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yep xd
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naruto
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:38 pm |
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lol funny
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:56 pm |
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lol nice
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:00 pm |
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lol that is also pretty funny
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:30 am |
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lol wow nice
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:41 am |
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omfg hahahahaha thats hillarious!
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:59 am |
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Lol, I havent herd that one lulz
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:43 am |
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ive heard this one before
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:36 pm |
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thats  funny dude lmao
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:57 am |
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roflmao!
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| Subject: Re: lmao omfg funny must see Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:34 pm |
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racist but hilarous 
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