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		<description>Rules:-Must not be racist !-Don't Go overboard on the swearing.-Remember the flaming rule still applys here</description>
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			<title>blonde jokes</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/blonde-jokes-t107.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description>A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.



&quot;Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?&quot;

The blonde said, &quot;How about 50 dollars?&quot; The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:31:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/blonde-jokes-t107.htm#1131</comments>
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			<title>funny school jokes</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/funny-school-jokes-t103.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description>Ok so a boy came home and he was like mommy mommy, guess what i learned in class today, and shes like what did you learn billy? And he said i learned about sex and i had sex with my teacher! And his mother said; EWW your in soo much trouble, get up to your room Mr, your grounded for a life time!.. So the dad comes home, billy runs downstairs and yells, daddy daddy guess what i learned in school today! his dad answered what did you learn billy? Hes like i learned about sex and i had sex with my  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:29:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/funny-school-jokes-t103.htm#1127</comments>
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			<title>Micheal Jackson Joke, But R.I.P.</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/micheal-jackson-joke-but-rip-t237.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>M O D M G M</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Whats The Diffrence Between Micheal Jackson And A Grocgry Bag?
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Ones Plastic And The Others Danger To Kids! XD]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:14:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/micheal-jackson-joke-but-rip-t237.htm#2228</comments>
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			<title>chicken joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/chicken-joke-t31.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>charmed</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[ok guys, heres a good joke:
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why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
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answer: To get to the other side!
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lmao <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /> psost wt u think of it at the bottom
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-charmed]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:31:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/chicken-joke-t31.htm#134</comments>
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			<title>Stupidity joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/stupidity-joke-t266.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Snoopie</dc:creator>
			<description>there were 3 men working on a skyscraper one was american the other was italian and the third was a man from 

newfoundland at lunch break the men pulled out sandwiches witch none of them like and said

if they got the same sandwiches tomorrow they'd jump off the partially completed skyscraper and

kill themselves so the next day they all got the same sandwiches and killed themselves (retards )

at the scene the italian and american's wives were crying but the newfoundlanders wasent a police

officer  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 05:32:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/stupidity-joke-t266.htm#2425</comments>
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			<title>best yo momma joke ever..</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/best-yo-momma-joke-ever-t108.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cache.toribash.com/forum/customavatars/avatar66694_2.gif" border="0" alt="" /> 
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kk thats ownage..]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:32:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/best-yo-momma-joke-ever-t108.htm#1132</comments>
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			<title>cheap joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/cheap-joke-t151.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>naruto</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[everyone thoguht jewis people were cheap but ur wronge 
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its actuly indian people, cuz if an jewis guy see's a shirt cost $30
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he wil buy it but if an indian guy see's a shirt he lieks and
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when he see's the price $30 he will say that
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&quot;&quot;i can probably get a better quality for $4&quot;&quot;]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:41:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/cheap-joke-t151.htm#1417</comments>
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			<title>Blonde Riding Horse</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/blonde-riding-horse-t50.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>War Skull</dc:creator>
			<description>A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.



With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.



In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:11:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/blonde-riding-horse-t50.htm#245</comments>
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			<title>Nba and Nfl joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/nba-and-nfl-joke-t101.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ichigo</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[ok so how many of u want to be in the NBA?
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im sorry <u>no bitchz allowed</u>
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hey atleast ur not trying to be in the NFL cuz thats
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<u>not fucking likely.</u>
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if u dont get this joke u must a 1)boring perosn 
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2)retarded
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or 3)retarded boring fucking person
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taht is all thank you people]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:21:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/nba-and-nfl-joke-t101.htm#1122</comments>
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			<title>cookie monster joke xD</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/cookie-monster-joke-xd-t109.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/168st5c.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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this is what happens when u dont give the monster his cookies ,lmfao]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:32:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/cookie-monster-joke-xd-t109.htm#1133</comments>
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			<title>superman joke lol</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/superman-joke-lol-t110.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description>Ok, So this girl walks into a bar and sees this guy she walks up to him and says hi he says wanna see something cool she says ok so he takes a sip of his drinnk and flys around the building he comes back in and the girl says i bet you cant do that again so he takes another sip and flys around the building again she says how do you do that he says magic beer so she takes a sip jumps out the window and dies the bartender said to the man &quot;you really need to stop that superman&quot;

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			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:33:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/superman-joke-lol-t110.htm#1134</comments>
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			<title>beach joke hahahaha funny one</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/beach-joke-hahahaha-funny-one-t112.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[* Ok, So theres this guy on the beach with no arms and no legs getting a tan these three girls come up to him and the 1st one says ever been kissed he says &quot;no&quot; so she gives him a kiss the 2nd girl says ever been hugged and he says &quot;no&quot; so she gives him a hug then the 3rd girl says ever been screwed and his face lights up and she says well guess what high tides comin in.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:34:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/beach-joke-hahahaha-funny-one-t112.htm#1136</comments>
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			<title>sand box humor joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/sand-box-humor-joke-t105.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description>Sandbox Humor

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: &quot;What did you do at recess?&quot;



Sarah says, &quot;I played in the sand box.&quot;



Teacher says, &quot;That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie.&quot;



She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.



Morris says, &quot;I played with Sarah in the sand box.&quot;



Teacher says, &quot;Good.  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:30:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/sand-box-humor-joke-t105.htm#1129</comments>
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			<title>bar joke lmao</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/bar-joke-lmao-t111.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description>Ok, So this guy walks into a bar and pulls out a piano and a little 12 inch man the man starts playing the piano the bartender says how did you get a man that small he says &quot;from my genie&quot; so the bartender says &quot;you have a genie&quot; and the man says &quot;yep&quot; so the man shows him this magic lamp he says &quot;you can get one wish but be aware the genie has a hearing problem&quot; so the bartender rubs the lamp and a genie comes out the bartender says &quot;i wish i had  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:34:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/bar-joke-lmao-t111.htm#1135</comments>
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			<title>cleaned joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/cleaned-joke-t104.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A women gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says &quot;thats the ugliest baby iv ever seen!&quot;The women goes to the rear of the bus and sits down.
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She says to the man next to her: &quot;The bus driver just insulted my baby!&quot; The man says &quot;you go right up there and tell him off - go ahead i'll hold ur monkey for u.]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:29:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/cleaned-joke-t104.htm#1128</comments>
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			<title>my future name</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/my-future-name-t160.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>naruto</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[you;when i grow up im gonna change my name
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friend;to what
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you; to heywood
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friend;what about your last name
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you; im gonna name my last name to jablowme
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friend;heywouldyoublowme thats a funny name
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you;no i will not <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:25:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/my-future-name-t160.htm#1500</comments>
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			<title>lmao omfg funny must see</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/lmao-omfg-funny-must-see-t106.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description>Penis Contest

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. &quot;Let's see who has the largest dick,&quot; he says. &quot;Okay,&quot; they all agree.



The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. &quot;That's nothing,&quot; says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:30:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/lmao-omfg-funny-must-see-t106.htm#1130</comments>
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			<title>A noob joke xD</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/a-noob-joke-xd-t91.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok, Here goes lol
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ok one day theres someone who brag about how big his balls are and his name mike so example
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<br />
:mike went to school saying omfg shut up my dick so big .....until he went to the bathroom and peed it out he looks in toilet its a pubic hair xD lol]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:34:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/a-noob-joke-xd-t91.htm#987</comments>
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			<title>i funny joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/i-funny-joke-t102.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Once, there was a family a of three. There was a husband, who’s name was “A Convict”, a wife, who’s name was “Nuclear Weapons”, and a child called “money”.
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One day, money got lost. The parents searched everywhere for him, but they just couldn’t find him. They had no other choice but to get help from the police.
<br />

<br />
Once they got to the police station, they both went in. The husband then told the chief officer: “I’m A Convict with Nuclear Weapons finding Money]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:27:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/i-funny-joke-t102.htm#1126</comments>
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			<title>another chicken joke</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/another-chicken-joke-t227.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>PlayBoyBunny</dc:creator>
			<description>why did the chicken cross the road?                              To get to the other side hehe lol</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:18:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/another-chicken-joke-t227.htm#2152</comments>
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			<title>The 3 Nuns</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/the-3-nuns-t159.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>naruto</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[so there were three nuns they didnt want to be nuns anymore so they each did a 
<br />
sin the first nun had sex then she confessed her sins to the mother nun 
<br />
and when she did the mother nun said to go drink holy water and she
<br />
did the second nun was naked in the church and when she confessed 
<br />
the nun said go drink holy water and she did  so finally the third nun when
<br />
the mother nun asked what she did she peed in the holy water]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:22:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/the-3-nuns-t159.htm#1499</comments>
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			<title>Rules Of Jokes!</title>
			<link>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/rules-of-jokes-t100.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="orange">Rules:
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-Must not be racist !
<br />
-Don't Go overboard on the swearing.
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-Remember the flaming rule still applys here</font>]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:07:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://warscape-forums.darkbb.com/jokes-f16/rules-of-jokes-t100.htm#1114</comments>
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